Marketing

11th_Son · 10+1 Joined: 06 Jul 2006 Posts: 1806 Respect Earned: +116

The bluffers guide to....Marketing

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
However, most people often ask for a simple explanation of Marketing."
Here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed,"
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number.
The next day you call and say,"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress.
You walk up to him and pour him a drink.
You say,"May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed,"
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing.
So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
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Lola · Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:27 pm Post subject:

And if you're a man- you go up to a woman and say 'I'm fantastic in bed' and that's usually false advertising. Icon_devilgrin

Albertus · Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:34 am Post subject:

A man takes a woman out to eat to McDonalds for a romantic dinner. Icon_devilconfused

After the man tells the woman 'I'm fantastic in bed', the woman with a doubt filled face expression offers the man an invite back to her apartment anyway.

That's fast moving consumer goods "FMCG's". Icon_devilgrin

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